Now, Treasure Island has been one of my favorite stories for a long long time. I remember first reading it after my aunt gave me a Commodore 64 game based on it. The game sure was a lot easier to play after I knew the storyline! R.L. Stevenson is right up there on the shelves with my Tolkien and Twain books. (hmm, that sounds alphabetized, it just happens to be the authors I like enough to buy in hardback!) Great stuff, even after all this time.
I tend to be rather critical of the movies, but I do have a few favorites. Charlton Heston and Christian Bale starred in one several years ago that I consider to be truest to the book. Fantastic acting, great setting, you can almost feel the steamy humidity of the island. I think it was a TNT Original? I'll have to look it up. And corny as it may sound, my other favorite is Muppet Treasure Island. The costumes are beautiful, and Tim Curry's delivery of Long John Silver is out of this world. He's not good, he's not bad, he's just looking out for himself and woe to those who interfere or fall into his schemes.
I don't know where to put Treasure Planet. it was . . . different. In a bizarre kind of way. A Stevenson meets Star Trek thing. The graphics were quite nice, kind of sparkly and deep. I'm sure the effect was much better on a large screen. I did laugh during it (first time this week?) so that had its positive points, but . . . hmm. I guess there was just too many levels in it, aimed at different audiences.
It was just . . . wierd!
Saturday, May 24, 2003
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Tuesday, May 20, 2003
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Monday, May 19, 2003
The Color Purple
The Green Mile
Meet Joe Black
White Oleander
A Clockwork Orange
Goldfinger
The Hunt for Red October
Where the Red Fern Grows
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
The Black Swan (fantastic Tyrone Powell!)
Red Sonja
Blues Brothers
Mickey Blue Eyes
Men in Black
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
The Black Stallion
Pretty in Pink
Goldmember -Austin Powers
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
White Men Can't Jump
Red Dragon
The Pink Panther
Blackhawk Down
Blue Lagoon
Green Card
Anne of Green Gables
Fried Green Tomatoes
My Blue Heaven
Blue Crush
The Man With One Red Shoe
The Boy with Green Hair
The Red Badge of Courage
The Blue and the Grey
How Green Was My Valley
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Blue Hawaii
The Green Berets
I'll add more to the list as I think of them. That's a lot of movies!
Friday, May 16, 2003
Thursday, May 15, 2003
Three strangers at the Great Falls airport are awaiting their flights. One is a Native American on his way to Helena for a statewide pow-wow. Another, a ranch hand on his way to Billings for a stock show. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived, and on his way to study engineering at Montana Tech.
To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.
Soon the westerners learn that the Arab is a devout radical Muslim, and believes his people are justified in their 'holy' war.
The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.
The wind outside blows and blows and the old windsock flaps but no plane comes.
Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly he speaks:" Once, my people were many, now we are few."
The radical Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Cowboy shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Arabs yet."
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Sunday, May 11, 2003
So I turned to my Realm friends for help. "It looks like a seashell", they told me. "Look up front, cause you don't want a car horn near the driver, but the person in front of you you're honking at".
Back I went. Found it immediately. It DOES look like a seashell! Couldn't get the wires unhooked from that position, so I managed to get a wrench down there and undo the nut. out comes the horn, we manage to undo the wires. Tested it on Dad's boat battery. nothing. Tested the wires, they tested ok. SO! I need to go buy a new horn! I want something that doesn't sound like the horn in the song Nash Rambler. Meep! Meep! Everybody laughed when they heard my old horn. Some friends even pushed the horn every time they got in the car just to mock it. I want something along the lines of fog horn . . . so I can come up quietly behind SUVs and then HOONNNNNKKK. Maybe that'll make them hang up their cell phones and drive . . . or at least notice my little Sunbird's on the road!
Wednesday, May 07, 2003
Wohoo! Now, everybody chant with me now, "DON'T SELL TO DISNEY! DON'T SELL TO DISNEY!"
Tuesday, May 06, 2003
What do you know . . . Mollie CAN be photographed!
I tell ya, you can find ANYTHING you can think of online. This is a little scary.